Respondent 784

Does patriarchy exist?

Yes

How would you define patriarchy?

Paa-tree-arr-kee!

How has patriarchy hurt you?

Touched me inappropriately during the semi finals of Junior Kick start 1982

How have you hurt people in a way influenced by patriachy?

I once opened a door for 10,000 ladies, and was 5 hours late for lunch.

How would you define masculinity?

“Hulk smash!”

Does misandry exist?

Yes

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Have you experienced gender and/or sex related prejudice?

Yes

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What best describes you?

None of the above

Still putting the lotion in the basket.