Respondent 659

Does patriarchy exist?

Yes

How would you define patriarchy?

The secret club where powerful men decide how to troll and hurt strong, independent women.

How has patriarchy hurt you?

It hasn’t hurt me directly, but women use it to turn all women against all men, which is bad…

How have you hurt people in a way influenced by patriachy?

In 2011, before I was aware of the true nature of the patriarchy, I incidentally sat in an almost empty bus and spread my legs to pick up my phone. A girl with pink hair came over and told me to stop manspreading. I tried to mansplain an excuse, but she got PTSD and started crying…

How would you define masculinity?

Toxic! There must be a final solution to the “man problem”..

Does misandry exist?

No

Check your privilege!

Have you experienced gender and/or sex related prejudice?

No

As a cis shitlord I have yet to find a way to cash in on my privilege.

What best describes you?

Nice guy