Respondent 449

Does patriarchy exist?

Yes

How would you define patriarchy?

The patriarchy is a useful hook to grab some choice quotes from MRA’s for Daves next gig for the hipsters where everyone can smugly laugh about those awful misogynists and tweet about the gig using their Apple watches..

How has patriarchy hurt you?

I now trigger whenever i see someone with brightly colored hair. No really, I do. It’s *ruined* Suicidegirls for me.

How have you hurt people in a way influenced by patriachy?

Yes, because snarky comments on social media about third wave feminism are actually worse than World War Two. Triggers are the new WMDs.

How would you define masculinity?

DIY surgery. Wearing the same socks for a week. No cushions on the bed. Enjoying your own farts. Not being the type of person who would fill this questionnaire in or know what the patriarchy is. But most importantly, an erect phallus..

Does misandry exist?

Yes

and evidently on Twitter and Tumblr, misandry is not limited to females.

Have you experienced gender and/or sex related prejudice?

No

Although many on social media hate me for my gender, it doesn’t really matter.

What best describes you?

An equalist

The assumption that everybody is an asshole.