Respondent 322

Does patriarchy exist?

Yes

How would you define patriarchy?

Very carefully

How has patriarchy hurt you?

I found filling this form in caused me emotional upset.

How have you hurt people in a way influenced by patriachy?

My emotional upset caused me not to pay sufficient attention to driving the train, but fortunately the platform was not crowded. Only 12 dead.

How would you define masculinity?

Oh no, please, just stop.

Does misandry exist?

I don’t know what misandry is!

Please, please!

Have you experienced gender and/or sex related prejudice?

Yes

Phew, that’s better. I’ve noticed that it’s easier to get girls to sleep with me than boys, because of their prejudicial approach to having a penis inserted.

What best describes you?

Nice guy